Fuck the Deep Blue Sea

by Noodleneck4ever Hi! A bit of background before we start the story. I'm 24, I'm single, no kids, and I live near the ocean.

This story starts on a warm summer day. I'm at the beach with some friends, and we're about to get in the water. But some of my friends have this "bad feeling." Like any sensible person, I ignored it and laughed it off. We ran to the water. Jumping in and splashing around.

Suddenly, my friends scream "SHARK!" and jump out of the water. I don't see anything, so I keep playing around while they scream for me. I wish I had listened to them now.

He jumped out of the water with the classic "BLARGRAGHEADGHEJ" and landed on my face. The last thing I heard was my friends screaming in the background. And me screaming as well.

I woke up a while later. I screamed over and over "he had no neck he had no neck" I tried to lift my neck.

Now I had no neck.

2/22/19